Ridiculous!! There goes my beloved M&M's. So stupid!! (Yes, I said the R & S words!!) (clip)

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The Mars company wants to deny Tucker Carlson his god-given right to fuck the green m&m, and facebook users gasp in collective horror as the candy mascots are desexualized.

Also: Mass Formation Psychosis, and how it means that everyone who disagrees with you is crazy