Minion Death Cult

#713 We need nationwide laws that ban these unnecessary deliveries at all hours. (preview)

#712 The Epstein videos are our videos technically we paid for them why is she going to censor them?

#711 I still cant see my children, so I became a Nazi (preview)

#710 Since when slurs have more consequences than robbery.

#709 Doesn't this hurt Palestinians? Israel will just use worse weapons now (preview)

#708 Jesus was a MALE lion

#707 They forced him to have the tattoo. lol. That's what were supposed to believe (preview)

#706 Conservative Goth Tradwife w/Ani

#705 When the far-left communist and the far right national-socialist decide to make music together (preview)

#704 If it wasn't race then WTF was it?

#703 Losing money means nothing. (preview)

UNLOCKED: Batteries just blown up by itself. Try not to drive them to reduce risks. Simple. w/Aaron Thorpe

#702 If you would like to be a us federal Marshall be at crockett police department 7am it pays 500/day treason is death (preview)

#701 While I think TDS is a legitimate thing. I think most of these ppl would use it to receive disability from things like SS

#700 Batteries just blown up by itself. Try not to drive them to reduce risks. Simple. w/Aaron Thorpe (preview)

#699 Measles are good for the body... for the people

#698 Tell us all right now what control you have over the USPS tell us!!!!!!!! w/Jacob Morrison

#697 How are you suppose to create music like this with your buddies when you go to work on the bus that's 70% Hispanic?

#696 Wonder if he felt that his dad was a loser...given he was a nazi in all. (preview)

#695 Trump's ability to get uber-wealty mega-billionaire class to be patriotic to the US may be his main legacy. w/Nate Bethea

#694 Why does keeping an eye on volcanoes require travel expenses? (preview)

#693 I absolutley love a good Rick Roll, but when discussing the child sex trafficked and their ruined lives, this is not the time.

#692 You see Eye'm something of a Magician, Manifestor, a Phrygian Cap Maker. (preview)

#691 My daughter feels left out when my husband only takes my son fishing. I do not take her side.

#690 Assigned Brother At Birth (preview)

#689 MY SALES DOUBLED SINCE LAST NIGHT DAMN THE WORLD MUST BE RACIST LIKE ME

#687 I drive a Cybertruck, and I'm sick of people flipping me off (preview)

#686 China (the Dragon worshiper) is not slowing down.

#685 ....oh well....let do this w/Ani (preview)

#684 Reddit's shareholders should be informed about this w/YKS

#683 Surely Trump cant be that stupid to be duped twice? (preview)

#682 Aut Zuck Aut Nihil

#681 Can we please stop with the anonymous post!!!!!!!!!!!

#66 "Criminals Burn As Readily As Anyone Else" (2018)

#680 Feminist terrorism is real (preview)

“We do this all over the U.S., and we’ve never been attacked like this,” the neo-Nazi told police w/Brett Payne [Unlocked!]

#679 If you need a school, you've lost already (preview)

#678 MDC & Jeff Dunham's Scrooged-Up Holiday Special (preview)

Jingle Smells (2023) UNLOCKED

#677 Wokamotive - Unstoppable (2010) w/ Well There’s Your Problem (preview)

THE OTHER KINDS OF WIOMEN, MAYBE SLIGHTLY LONELY, HUNGRY FOR SOME ATTENTION WOMEN? THEY MIGHT PRETEND INTEREST, THEN GO BACK IN THE KITCHEN AND LAUGH AT THE NERD. (UNLOCKED)

#676 Corporate resentment is often based on assumptions and falsehoods.... (preview)

UNLOCKED: Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance (Part 1)

#675 “We do this all over the U.S., and we’ve never been attacked like this, man,” the neo-Nazi told police w/Brett Payne (preview)

UNLOCKED: No Safe Spaces (2020)

#674 We're such a minority under attack in the goth scene that we literally risk our lives here. (preview)

#598 Deadbeat Breakdancing Bitcoin Dad & Coworker Memes (unlocked)

#673 This is a LOT of things. But definitely NOT refreshing (preview)

#672 "There's no such thing as 'predatory pricing.' That's a liberal construct."

#671 We will end the wars by winning them (preview)

#670 If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.

#669 MDC ELECTION FALLOUT BONANZA: The Afterspace (preview)

#668 MDC ELECTION DAY BONANZA aka "Peanut The Squirrel may stand as the story of the weekend leading up to the presidential election"

#667 I'm in a bad mood all the time because of these commie assholes (preview)

#666 Despicable Me

#665 Trump/ Vance / McDonalds 2024 (preview)

#664 911 Lone Star: Happy to share w/Ani

#663 It’s acting like grok in fun mode! (preview)

#662 awesome so I wasn't a killer in war I was an artist and those people my paint and the streets and walls my canvas.

#661 I want to replace everyone there with a robot immediately (preview)

#660: You're not punk. You're not hardcore.

#659 I thought they wanted to defund police.. Ironic (preview)

#658 "Something is off about the reporting of this hurricane."

#657 Time for some Hacks (preview)

#656 When they were describing a gun to her, she thought the receiver was her Hoo Hoo.

"Anyone who murders Kamala Harris would be an American hero" (preview)

#654 They can debunk it all. Go ahead, call us racist bigots! We're spreading misinformation !!!!!

#653 How come nobodys talkin about what's going on in Colorado (preview)

#652 Many going cash only due to multiple robberies

#651 You'd be well served to kiss my ass you jerk off (preview)

#650 “Start Your Own Railroad” w/Valley Labor Report

"Gus Walz is exactly the sort of fetus Democrats want aborted." (preview)

To Die For (2022) UNLOCKED

#648 Ancap, Libertarian, anime fan, doggy daddy, father of 4 (preview)

UNLOCKED: #628 The Myth of Italian Integration w/Rax King

#647 Just typical of the brain set of liberals (preview)

#646 Not only is Waltz weird... But he is sickening also !

#645 I am in litigation against ABC Network and George Slopadopoulos (preview)

#644 It's almost like they're triggering the world on purpose with these Olympics...

Fire All Workers w/Sean KB (preview)

#642 Btw. Shes not black whatsoever.

#641 I won't shop at Barnes and Noble until they fire you (preview)

#640 “It is a disgrace that podcasters worked to push you out” w/Sean KB

The Ballad of Alexander Edward (preview)

#637 This so called assassination attempt is FAKE NEWS

EMERGENCY REPORT: "Open season on libtards"

#636 Old Walt just broken the world record Highest RPM Grave spinning w/BirdRespecter

#635 I didn't know that it was so vile to obey the Ten Commandments.

#634: I just hope that everyone can come together to remember America (preview)

#633 I don’t ABANDON someone because they had a bad night

#632: Why Fathers Are Needed!!! (preview)

#631 “You choose the bear? I choose Hawk Tuah.”

#630 My own sister claimed that she "doesn't want to be dependent on men" all the while living in a room provided by the 'Young Mens Christian Association’ (preview)

#629 So the View wants dead women. Got it.

#628 The Myth of Italian Integration w/Rax King (preview)

#627 Redirect his plane to The Hague instead of the US.

UNLOCKED: Super-spreader Supergroup

#626 My heterosexual dogs are clearly not welcomed here.(preview)

#625 Biden smiles sickly at my conviction

#624 White Chicks (preview)

#623 This post is for illustrative purposes and did not actually occur

#622 No, my tears taste like intelligence. Something you are missing. (preview)

#621 He was murdered but it was NOT about race

#620 The Sixpence None The Richer you grew up with no longer exists.(preview)

#619 Lord Baden-Powell is puking in his grave.

#618 MackleLESS (preview)

#617 Yes Use your Race on Leftists OK

#616 Campus Capers (preview)

#615 You people are in a humiliation ritual and don’t even care

#613 The Beatles never would’ve done “punk” because they’re like “well, we know more than 3 chords”

#612 Truth is. As you can see. Tupac was gay. (preview)

#611 It’s Civil War (2024) Time

#610 Marge Forms A Union w/Talking Simpsons (preview)

#609 It's starting to sound like the movie 2012, doesn't it?

#608 Based Baby Factory w/Ani

#607 White Man’s Burden (1995) w/Aaron Thorpe (preview)

#606 Watch the Replies…

#605 Property Ownership is at the core of our ethnicity (preview)

#604 Lil' Landlord

#603 Who do they think defends the nation? Their music certainly doesn't. (preview)

#602 Given the chance I would take both his hands and put the middle fingers in his butt

Death Chat 500 3/9/2024 Zionist Guide to Defending Genocide

Last Responders "Love is in the Air" (preview)

#601 Harry Potter ACTUAL Christian Memes

#600 Failed Sons Under the Stairs (preview)

#599 our Great Republican Party will always be with you, in your quest,for the ULTIMATE JOY IN LIFE!

#598 Deadbeat Breakdancing Bitcoin Dad & Coworker Memes (preview)

#597 Prison labor modern day slavery

#596 Sons of Killmonger & Disciple of Dark Brandon (preview)

#595 Return to Cop Facebook

#594 They Pissed On Flashes Corpse… (preview)

#593 Taylor Swift is an op. It’s all fake. You’re being played.

Death Chat 500 Black White ep. 4.3 (preview)

CRASH (2004) preview

[UNLOCKED] #HillaryBarbie

#HillaryBarbie (preview)

I don't need to make threats. I have God on my side.

It just seems well below a higher threshold for sarcasm I expect from the Babylon Bee (preview)

The Ballad of Don Lemon

The group of renegade Orthodox Jewish men desperately tried to get into their tunnel (preview)

The leftists who made this board game are very weak w/Brace Belden

The Mossad: Satirical, Yet Awesome (preview)

Calendargate

ELF-decor in CHRISTIAN HOMES? MYSTICAL, MAGICIAL, MYTHOLOGICAL imps? (preview)

What have they done to my beloved senate (preview)

Something doesn't feel right about this house explosion in Virginia. (preview)

Oh yeah? Tell that to Earth (preview)

Jingle Smells (preview)

The murmuring Millenial male who goes along with the soft Human Resources tier lululemon longhouse is the modern eunuch

I think the majority of people can acknowledge that black disabled Santa has gone way too far (preview)

"Concerning, Palestinian terrorist sympathizers now control the bussing system"

WELCOME TO OHIO THE NEW AUSCHWITZ (preview)

The woke libtards are taking over the Simpsons

Throw punches and kicks if you hate George Bush (preview)

Thanks for great Apefest logistiscs guys. Incredible event. Still, I’ve almost lost sight this night. (preview)

"Why has America become the 'protest nation' for all other nation's problems?"

Sent to the Taco Gulag - The Postmodernist Drinking Song (preview)

SOUTH PARK: Joining The Panderverse (preview)

They transmogrified what was just a statue into a symbol of fire.

How beau-tee-ful! Oh Jesus! Yes! (preview)

Why do we let Luddites run San Francisco, where the future is built (preview)

My Octopus Terrorist

I’ve Proven Man Doesn’t Need Vegetables To Survive (preview)

ALICIA KEYS can post THIS and it gets ignored?? HELL NO. @accesshollywood @etnow @people (preview)

Take the chained protesters and attach them to the concrete and chain them to it with chains that can't be broken

Why is he naked? Who wants to see a naked dude? Not me at all. (preview)

"I am here to kill the Queen."

Once they reach they age where they can "decide" if they want the circumcision, they have been brainwashed by the woke (preview)

WGA WINS STRIKE! Interview w/WGA Strike Captain Olga Lexell

Get proficient with it, Sir. Your life may depend on it. (preview)

DONT EAT THE BURGERS!!!

So you want to take the based out of based dirt? (preview)

Sorry, did you want to get immersed in our world? Well, guess what. FUCKING PRONOUNS!!! (UNLOCKED)

"Silence, Dirt" w/Rax King (Live in New York) (preview)

Sorry, did you want to get immersed in our world? Well, guess what. FUCKING PRONOUNS!!! (preview)

"The rabies vaccine is just another globalist billionaire BigPharma cash grab"

That Crazy White Boy Shit (preview)

God has given up on the USA and is taking His warriors home. RIP Joe the Plumber (preview)

He looks good, and he looks hard.

The family is worth $200 million. Not exactly a picture of avarice taking advantage of a poor millionaire athlete (preview)

Oliver Anthony: "From Chad To Cuck At The Speed Of Light" (preview)

My grandfather didn’t fight in WW2 for some Australian twit to say she doesn’t like all the flags

Rich Men North of Richmond Enrichment Regimen (preview)

I voted no today because : I am A MAN (preview)

I THOUGHT TO MYSELF; "WHAT AN AMAZING, PATRIOTIC MOMENT" AS SHIVERS OF LIBERTY AND FREEDOM SWELLED MY HEART

Lester Holt did whiteface and nobody said s#!t (preview)

Child kidnapping? For what purpose? Domestic issue? The context is important

Disney Goes Heavy (Preview)

CULT of the COLLECTIVE (preview)

Why even go to a "prayer breakfast" if you're planning on fornicating later

The chicken has been strange for some time now (preview)

Like minds smoke alike

Try That In A Small Town (preview)

BONUS: Interview w/ UPS part-timers

O Lord, please let Hellywood collapse (preview)

SOMEBODY TOLD ME YOU SUCK!!! w/Miles Klee

"I was just trying to be black!" - Black. White. Ep. 2 (preview)

UNLOCKED: Canada On Strike w/Talking Simpsons

SOON YOU WILL BE SLEEPING ON CORN COB PILLOWS. ENJOY! (preview)

I am a Human Behavioral Consultant. Women have a 6th sense. She may be on to something. w/Travis View

Yo, listen up, it's time to make a stand, UPS Teamsters on the mic, taking command (preview)

My dog is very afraid of fireworks. He need to grow a set and get over it (preview)

I did not need affirmative action to create a pancake company

Joe Biden admitted to actual treason. (preview)

We have heard the baseless cries of 'you are going to kill someone' way too often

"'Debate bros' are following the scientific method more stringently than faux-intellectuals" (preview)

Streaming companies appreciate the value of writing. We do. But we will pay the absolute minimum we can

A Tale of Unwanted Disruption: My Week Without Amazon (preview)

"Secret. This is secret information. Look, look at this,"

DEATH CHAT 500 - Hand-mogged by a child (06/10/23) (preview)

As a person who played all Zelda games, including the original in the gold cassette, Link is not Trans (preview)

The left is using our anger to bankrupt American companies. Something to think about

We told them we were Marines so they would leave - but they didn't. (preview)

Right there... there's the little toddler mannequin

Kirk Cameron Christian Story Hour (preview)

Governor Ron DeSantis literally broke something the worlds greatest engineer built. (twitter) (preview)

Canada on Strike (South Park) w/Talking Simpsons (preview)

Nefarious (2023)

I'd happily pay much more for TWITTER if that WEF woman wasn't CEO.

As an elder, I must warn you that gym instructors are replacing us! (preview)

UNLOCKED - You can go f**k yourselves. I see your hateful comments. Big weather change next week.

By the way sweet-toots, I was only sitting a few rows behind you at a Final Four Basketball game about six years ago (preview) - DEATH CHAT 500 (04/29/23)

You can go f**k yourselves. I see your hateful comments. Big weather change next week. (preview)

I get these "are you gay" quizzes that show up as ads in the upper right all the time when on YouTube.

Divorce happens. It doesn't even sound like it was his choice. (preview)

No I didnt pay for Twitter. I paid for free speech. I paid for 1776 to commence.

I remember the big dreams I had as a little girl to own mountain land with water on it (preview)

"I am a racist"

So it's a crime to have a disease now? (preview)

“Chicago will become one of many literal hunger games killizones for homeless, poor, fatherless, uneducated, lawless, addicted victims of Democrat ghetto vote slavery policies.”

California cops' socialist instincts overpower their hippie vegan beliefs (preview)

We are living through the darkest chapter in American history

Free school lunches. This is the socialism the Amerikan Republic wanted (preview)

a rapper named....AFROMAN???

High schoolers are not children. Perhaps that perception among policy makers is the problem (preview)

I am Julius Caesar of Rome. I am also a female.

Golf Rock (preview)

Such fun in unbelievable techno-nightmare CCP hell. w/Sean KB (preview)

On this photo of a young man's backside, LtGov. McNally responded with 3 red hearts and on-fire emojis

The Last Boy Scout (Preview)

I feel like I'm being punk'ed daily and Justen Bieber is around the corner (Preview)

Let's close the door and butt fuck each other - The Ballad of Black Rifle Coffee

Single White Dilbert (preview)

If you google tenant-landlord murder, you’ll see

Gun pool (preview)

I am sick of my tenants, just sick of them...

DEATH CHAT 500 - Sour Cream Salamander (preview)

BUTT FEST 2000 - Bowling Rock Vol. 2 (preview)

You'd say a slur for $7.50

I know we use the word satanic too often but this performance is literally a tribute to Satan (preview)

Balloon War Time

DEATH CHAT 500 - Landlord Dick Pics (preview)

This seems a bit extreme. When they raised our retirement age I don't think most people even commented on it (preview)

"The left thinks we should keep paralyzed people unemployed so they have more talking points on why we need the state"

Things may get nassy (preview)

I was on acid 30 years ago to this! What's with the rainbow?

UNLOCKED - DEATH CHAT 500 - The Futurist (01/07/23)

Gimme a sista I can't resist her Red pills and facts didn't miss her w/Blocked Party (preview)

My gas stove and oven now uses the pronouns of cook and bake

Conservatives don't wear gas masks even in Brazil

Why Wiggles, WHY?!? You have betrayed us.

Crazy jeans is a sin. It is not of God. (preview)

We don't need Facebook (The Matrix's wh*re) shutting us down!

I love SONG OF THE SOUTH (preview)

Believe ft. Kino Lefter

We're not supposed to say 'naughty' anymore. It's the 'misunderstood list.' And they still get presents (preview)

Official Donald Trump digital trading cards? What the hell is going on?

DEATH CHAT 500 - I wonder what it would be like to sail on an ocean of bitter tears (preview)

I'm rick bitch (preview)

study the comments—very enlightening .

The fact that these " Santa deniers" are on TICTOC tells me all I need to know!!! (preview)

I intend to be the most pro-labor president in history, but

DEATH CHAT 500 - 11/26 - Is Dril Short for Drivel? (preview)

José the Jalapeño gets trafficked to Martha's Vineyard (preview)

Only drug laden, crap on the ground, defund the police San Francisco would allow killer robots

I am guilty of raising a son that is selfish and meanspirited (preview)

"You’re almost a racist if you’re a man these days"

Death Chat 500 - Limp Bizkit Sex Scene (11/12)

Sounds like progressive "Christianity" but OK (preview)

"Body positivity is for women, not lazy white guys with dad bods"

Midterm Death Cult (preview)

Were they playing smack the winky S&M style?

The MDC Halloween Special (preview)

To Die For (2022) (preview)

Those were not democrat bees

I had to tell an Instacart guy he's supposed to check the ripeness of my avocado he said that's not his problem (preview)

"No idea who could've done this" even though the garage door has BLM and antifa written all over it

I'm a bit sleepy tonight but when I wake up I'm going death con 3 On JEWISH PEOPLE (Preview)

The high-five is NOT appropriate between parent and child w/SRSLY Wrong

because I know how the enemy uses the pumpkin... i don't want it in my house (Preview)

(UNLOCKED!) The Anarchists Ep. 1: "I'd rather send our kids to a porn set than a public school"

If an untalented "artist" can have possession of a national treasure then everyone should (preview)

Uncle Science w/Dysphoria Dimes

Yet they choose a side with the sole intent to damage the livelihoods of the "guilty" doggy bag company (preview)

"A boxcar a day keeps the commies away"

2977 CHOWDER?? (preview)

400th Episode Extravaganza (normal episode)

The Anarchists Ep. 6: Nick Cannon was kicked off Nickelodeon for telling the truth (preview)

"Yes unions are great if you can't take care of yourself" w/Sam Sacks

The Anarchists Ep. 5: Go die in a f****** hole b**** (preview)

I cannot believe I gave two legs for my tuition. What a dope I am. Ooh-rah!

The Anarchists Ep. 4: I asked to keep one of his locs for sentimental reasons (preview)

We're Americans. We're pagans. We're conservatives, and we vote

The Anarchists Ep. 3: ¡COMBATE GRINGO A GRINGO! (preview)

I wish the kid in the photo was my child. He would be handed over to law enforcement (fixed)

The Anarchists Ep. 2: "Jesus Was An Anarchist Who Only Got Violent With Central Bankers" (preview)

EMERGENCY BROADCAST: Mar-A-Lago has fallen. America is under siege.

This is not what Cracker Barrel was to be all about

The Anarchists Ep. 1: "I'd rather send our kids to a porn set than a public school" (preview)

"I'm not going to defend a coach/police officer loosing his composure with a kid; HOWEVER" w/Blocked Party

Those vets got higher IQs than majority of those public school teachers ! (preview)

UNLOCKED: The horse is also very large, strong, muscled, powerful, and yes - packing.

Breakfast breeds arrogence and laziness (preview)

You can either remove your laugh reaction from my post or I will get racist on your ass

Ballistic: Elon Vs. Trump (preview)

Our Founding Fathers Were Woke. Why Aren't You?

Groundhog Day / Gay Spiderman (preview)

After doing what our country asked of us we will continue to serve by not being a pussy about some fireworks

Peaceful Fetal Divorce (Preview)

No Viet Cong ever lesbian kissed me

Minion Death Water (preview)

God told me to do Jan. 6th (Preview)

My impressive son Johny

I warned you about what Pizza Hut had become (Preview)

Proud to Serve (in the Xander Zone)

Don't call me gay (Preview)

We've demonized law enforcement to the point where there are far fewer rewards for being a hero

The horse is also very large, strong, muscled, powerful, and yes - packing. (preview)

My mixed race son sees himself as black thanks to critical race theory

The "All Cops Ain't Bad" Comedy Tour (preview)

"You're not allowed to watch the kids," she said. "I think I am," I replied.

Fewer union employees is a problem for the union business. That’s right. I said business, union business (Preview)

Politics has destroyed Websters Dictionary, they cannot be trusted

You see drug peddlers along here all of the time. A bike lane is just giving people a getaway.

I hope that Harry drowns tomorrow in the lake, so that our honeymoon we can take

Elon, set up an account to track the kid!! (preview)

Those stickers are the truest media we have.

Goes to show how insane the left is when a comedian turns them into a caricature and we can't tell the difference... wow (clip)

Those who prefer feathered versions of dinosaurs are no different than the virtue-signalling liberals who say "I prefer girls with curves!" (fixed)

Those who prefer feathered versions of dinosaurs are no different than the virtue-signalling liberals who say "I prefer girls with curves!"

I wish there was better info on breastfeeding. Young mothers often think breasts are only a sexual attribute (preview)

"I said, I'm the only boyfriend till you’re 25 years old. Shake hands." w/Brett Payne

"Hit the road 'JACK'" (preview)

All of Hollywood needs to bo slapped (preview)

Sicario 2: Day of the Soldado w/Eric Szyszka

Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance (Part 2 Preview)

How many teen moms, drug addicts, and criminals will Disney create with this movie?

Ladies First: MAGA Hat Romance (Preview)

A faked hate crime is worse than an actual hate crime! w/Jesse Farrar

As someone who works in the corporate drug testing industry, I want to thank you for writing this article (clip)

Not too surprisingly, most people overestimate how destructive nuclear weapons are

Talkin' Tuttle Twins w/ Talking Simpsons

SOB SHOULD BE DRAGGED THRU CACTUS...NAKED!!! (clip)

Dr. Jordan B. Peterson and the Electric Mayhem

I have some friends who use the brown emojis, too, but they are not brown themselves. This confuses me. (clip)

Dad, meet my new boyfriend Mohammed

Shut up and 1080 (clip)

Try to imagine divorcing her

Last Responders Full Moon (creepy af) ft. Nate and Tyler from the Animorphing Time Podcast (preview)

Kids who identify as 'furries' get a litterbox in the school bathroom. Parent heroes will TAKE BACK our schools (clip)

Speaking of pans, are you pansexual by any chance?