Thursday April 9th

(00:00) I walked to get coffee.

(6:54) I had a two hour eargasm yesterday.

(16:53) We’re bending the curve! Cedar Point has stopped autobilling til they open. Check your water meter. You may get your $1200 today.

(25:04) Amber Heard is facing prison. Ezra Miller choked slammed a girl. The President weighed in on Joe Exotic.

(34:03) Alex is on with us. I wanna show her my Weekndgasm because she’s a fan. Little Fires Everywhere.

(40:39) Daniel Powter, Howie Day and other uncool pop rock songs on TBT.

(50:42) Masked Singer review.

(57:51) Which of these good life strategies is a better one?

(1:05:48) Don’t ask this question during these times. Celebrity complaints.

(1:15:02) Back off Florence Pugh!