Thursday April 9th (00:00) I walked to get coffee. (6:54) I had a two hour eargasm yesterday. (16:53) We’re bending the curve! Cedar Point has stopped autobilling til they open. Check your water meter. You may get your $1200 today. (25:04) Amber Heard is facing prison. Ezra Miller choked slammed a girl. The President weighed in on Joe Exotic. (34:03) Alex is on with us. I wanna show her my Weekndgasm because she’s a fan. Little Fires Everywhere. (40:39) Daniel Powter, Howie Day and other uncool pop rock songs on TBT. (50:42) Masked Singer review. (57:51) Which of these good life strategies is a better one? (1:05:48) Don’t ask this question during these times. Celebrity complaints. (1:15:02) Back off Florence Pugh!