Matty Mo continues to be the Colrain of Turtleboy Live hosts as he once again passed during the middle of an episode. Lots on the agenda for this episode though, and Bret and Uncle Turtleboy held down the fort, including Poopgate, the gerber server gestapo, theybies, the Candy Dennis saga, the return of the Fall River dirty dick gladiator, and of course Henry Pills and TJ Facks, the wannabe East Boston gangstas. Both of them claimed they'd call in but ended up getting scared and hiding because they fear the turtle. Sad.