Man faces five hundred dollar FINE and LIFETIME BAN for this common TRAVEL MISTAKE at JFK! Meanwhile, a Washington Post critic INFILTRATES the CIA's most CLASSIFIED restaurant where spies reveal their TRUE IDENTITIES! And scientists discover the REAL reason you're aging faster than everyone else (HINT: It's NOT your genes)! PLUS: Flight passenger REFUSES to give up seat to larger man and the INTERNET is DIVIDED! The FORBIDDEN FRUIT that could get YOU detained at customs and the TOP SECRET menu item George H.W. Bush BANNED forever!