VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 236 Producers: Kevin S, harvhat, Dame TrailChicken, NetNed, Lavish, SeeDubs, dag, HeyCitizen, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, Phifer, Fletcher
Check out the latest Bowls With Buds featuring MouseyBear and Tjunta!
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Intro/Outro: Mike Chino - Dream Chaser
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ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
BlueWallet sunsets their custodial lightning wallet service
Ring of Fire #14 Complete
Paxful returns 9 BTC in lost Celsius funds (Bitcoin Magazine)
RESTRICT Act (Coin Center)
US Government seized Bitcoin sales tracker
TOP THREE 33
At least 33 dead, dozens more injured as tornadoes hit Midwest, South and Northeast (CBS News)
33 people cited during homeless camp cleanup (FOX Colorado Springs)
Authorities are investigating 33 swimmers for allegedly harassing dolphins in Hawaii (NPR)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Smoakland is testing a loophole to sell cannabis by credit card (Tech Crunch)
FDA approves first over-the-counter Naloxone nasal spray (FDA.gov)
Previously discussed the fast tracking on Bowl After Bowl Episode 215: Funny Little Smurf
NBA will no longer penalize marijuana use, report says (Forbes)
San Jose police union executive charged with attempted illegal importation of fentanyl analogue (US Attorney's Office)
Idaho Department of Health and Wellness is being sued over its policy of placing pregnant women who test positive for THC on the Child Protection Central Registry (Law360 w/paywall)
Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear signs medical legalization bill into law (Courier-Journal)
Kentucky Governor Andy Beshear signs bill decriminalizing fentanyl test strips (Kentucky Lantern)
Missourians vote on additional pot tax today (STL Today)
New York awards 99 additional dispensary licenses (NY.gov)
New York Office of Cannabis Management releases legal weed navigating video (YouTube)
Pennsylvania lawmakers takes drug test to prove DUI laws unfair (6 ABC)
Texas man bragged about stealing from cartel, now he's missing (Fort Worth Star-Telegram)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Machine Head's Message in a Bottle cover.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever sat on a heated seat.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had something in my butt.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Wild turkeys attacking Cambridge, MA residents (Fox)
Texas man claims little boy's ghost pushed shopping cart into his car (Fox)
Employee fired, arrested for allegedly urinating twice in city's water supply (Fox)
Florida man always smells like alcohol (TODAY)
Missouri eagle incubating rock (Fox)
Repossessed car slams into Roswell home (Fox)
Oregon man chases pedestrians with forklift (Fox)
Ramen shop owner bans smartphones (CNN)
San Francisco time capsule opened (SF Gate)
Dad accidentally orders 60 pairs of reading glasses because he couldn't quite see the website (Not the Bee)
See you back in the Bowl Friday with an M. Andrew Jones Bowls With Buds!