The Cube Monkey Pope-Effect, Nobody cares about the Muslim Stampede, PETA wants a monkey to have copyright control over his picture, dude blames his evil twin for robbing gas stations, Ohio man bites off his wife's lover's ear, more Pablo Escobar stats about how much money he made, Matthew McConaughey's brother (ROOSTER) named his own son Miller Lyte for a free year worth of beer