VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 264 Producers: Sharky, harvhat, Dame TrailChicken, ChadF, Baron of Rotterdam, Dirty Jersey Whore, Boolysteed, memes1337, HeyCitizen, NetNed, Boo-Bury
Intro/Outro: Stevia Sphere - On the Verge of Autumn
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
LND rescan (GitHub)
SpaceX Bitcoin potential selloff (The Wall Street Journal)
Evergrande files for bankruptcy (Reuters)
Argentina presidential candidate vows to shutter central bank (Bloomberg)
ProtonMail complies with FBI (Restore Privacy)
TOP THREE 33
Illegal border crossings rose by 33% in July, fueled by increase along Arizona desert (CBS News)
Justice Department seeks 33 years in prison for ex-Proud Boys leader Enrique Tarrio in Jan. 6 case (Associated Press)
Rescuers recover 33 bodies from a landslide at a Myanmar jade mine, with 3 people still missing (Associated Press)
14-year-old among 7 killed, 33 wounded in Chicago weekend violence (ABC News)
Cartel reportedly drops 33 bombs from drones in Guerrero, Mexico (KXAN)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Americans Against Legalization of Marijuana ad (CBS)
Alabama medical licenses on hold again (Associated Press)
Missouri company seeks temporary restraining order against Department of Cannabis Regulation (MO Greenway)
New York judge blocks retail licensing (Associated Press)
Ohio to have legalization on November ballot (Associated Press)
Virginia hemp businesses start to see inspections and fines under new law (Associated Press)
Indonesia burns marijuana plantation that was discovered by drones (Associated Press)
METAL MOMENT
The Rev CyberTrucker brings us the O'Keefe Music Foundation's Zoe Franziska singing Heretic Anthem.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever went to an outdoor movie.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever had an omelette.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!
33 months' jail, fine for ICA officer who received sex, money from prostitute to help her get arrested (Channel News Asia)
New Hampshire woman sues Boston Eataly after fracturing ankle slipping on prosciutto (AP)
A large ice chunk fell from the sky, damaged Massachusetts house (AP)
Hot air balloon pilot with cocaine in his system made a mistake that caused a fatal crash (KOB 4)
Fish causes New Jersey power outage (AP)
Suburban Detroit woman says she found a live frog in a spinach container (AP)
Golden retriever eats Boston groom's passport days before dream destination wedding in Italy (Boston.com)
Florida woman's finger severed by library book drop box (Fox)
Florida woman douses herself in Mountain Dew to erase DNA after killing roommate (Fox)
'Keep your clothes on,' sunflower farm warns guests (The New York Times)