VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 362 Producers: ChadF, KevinS, harvhat, anonymous, Oystein Berge, bitpunk.fm, wartime, RevCyberTrucker, Boolysteed, ajoint, Sir TJ the Wrathful, Piranesi, HeyCitizen
Intro/Outro: Harris Heller - Next Stop, Mars
ChadF Fountain Radio takeover 6pm Central WEDNESDAY, January 9th
TUNE IN to the Satellite Skirmish: Polar Embrace THIS SUNDAY, January 12th at 4:00 PM Central
NEXT BOWLS WITH BUDS: SATURDAY, January 18th @ 7pm Central featuring Jon Breaks Bad News and SirSeatSitter
FIRST TIME I EVER...
This week, Bowlers called in about the First Time They Ever had a snow day.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever karaokeed.
TOP THREE 33
Tether dominates with 33% share in the $1.5B December on-chain revenue (CCN)
33 injured as bus carrying Russian tourists crashes into toll booth (The Nation Thailand)
Additional 33 national treasures recognized (Vietnam+)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Joe Biden ignores reporter asking about releasing marijuana inmates (Forbes / YouTube)
Rise in Arizona youth hospitalized from marijuana use (CBS 5 / YouTube)
Arkansas judge rules Medical Marijuana Commission wrongfully issued license to cultivation facility (The Arkansas Advocate)
Nebraska Hemp Company hosting cannabis education display at Capitol (Capitol.NE.gov)
Texas federal judge rules federal ban on gun, drug possession is unconstitutional as applied to defendant who was not intoxicated at the time of incident (gov.USCourts.TX)
Legal cannabis linked to increase in cannabis health problems, study shows (Good Morning America / YouTube)
METAL MOMENT
The RevCyberTrucker is BACK with Brass Against's cover of Pantera's Walk.
Follow him on the Fediverse @SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
IRS delays cost-basis reporting rules until 2026 (IRS.gov)
US Appeals Court strikes down Net Neutrality rules (US Courts)
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!
Illinois man finds decades-old Christmas gift inside wall of childhood home (WATE)
The first baby of the year in St. Louis is family's second New Year's Day baby (WVLT)
7,000-year-old alien-like figurine from Kuwait a 'total surprise' to archaeologists (Live Science)
Colorado suspect wanted in attempted bank robbery after handing teller illegible note (FOX)
Montreal bank robber flees on foot after getaway bike stolen during failed robbery (Toronto CTV News)
Tutu-wearing spider monkey rescued by police in Jefferson County (FOX)
Don't wipe toilet seats with bathroom paper, Japanese maker Toto advises (The Mainichi)
Baby bird found alive inside dead man's stomach after being swallowed during fertility ritual (The Latin Times)
War declared against California micronation of Slowjamastan (KTLA)