The Fake and Gay™ Covid-19 op has had many an aware citizen questioning one of the very foundational theories of modern medicine: Germ Theory. Like literally all major scientific theories, this one has literally never been proven, and yet, billions of people around the realm are vaccinated to protect themselves from invisible things called viruses which cause diseases. Allegedly, that is. Do viruses really cause disease? Are illnesses actually contagious? Are viruses even real? What even is an immune system? How did we end up injecting toxins into our bodies instead of properly caring for them? Why Pasteur and not Bechamp? What do lemons have to do with Ebola? Why can't anyone find the measles? Get /comfy/ and let's find out!
With: Johnny, Reinhardt, Dogbot, and Jack
Music Break: Sick Note, by Ed Rush and Optic Al
Creepypasta: 5 Cardinal Rules For Surviving the Anomaly, read by Jack