Hey HBs! Come enjoy part 1 of REBEL by Beverly Jenkins! We've got a teacher who's calling in life is to help as newly-free people learn to read and write as possible and the dashing Captain who just wants to support her dreams and love her forever and maybe do sex in a tree house that he built with is own two hands! This America Times book is as densely-packed with wisdom as it is with sizzling banter and inspiring content.  Bonus Content: 50 points to Slytherin after Melody sings AGAIN, Melody is a MILF with an equally sexy new ride, Erin and Melody learn a ton more about Reconstruction (which is firmly in America Times), "your thing or my thing?", lobster bisque fiascos, and so much more!  Lady Loves: Social Distancing! Let's all to it (not) together! Seriously, stay in your house, wash your hands for 20 seconds VERY frequently, wipe all smooth surfaces down with disinfecting solution regularly, and consolidate grocery shopping as much as possible. Also, shop for the elderly! If you're older, let people shop for you! Have you ever wanted to do a Love Actually with the signs? Erin thinks that's how you should ask your elderly neighbor if they need groceries. It's firmly her idea and no one else's. But most of all, unless it's crucial, STAY IN YOUR HOUSE.  Episode Sponsor: Bawdy Bookworms! They pair romance books with pleasure toys and send them all straight to your door! Use code SEXYHB for 10% off all Quickies and anything in the store!  Get the Bawdy Quicky Join Bawdy Bookworms Insiders  And check out their Instagram! Patreon Shout Out:  Jenna W., you are a Basan or Fire Rooster, a gigantic fire-breathing Japanese chicken that is like "cluck cluck I'll burn your alive if you cross me." Mostly you hang out in the mountainous bamboo forests of Japan, but when you come down to the villages, watch out. You breathe a cold, ethereal blue ghost fire that burns people with FEAR. You have blue feet and green feathers and a red body, which is fabulous and hard to miss, except you are invisible at will. People just hear the flapping of your chicken wings, going "basaaaa basaaa basaaaa." It's probably the last thing your enemies will ever hear, which is a shame, because you have a lot of wisdom to impart. But that’s ok, you should save your wisdom for your friends anyway. Not everyone deserves you.Mentioned in this episode:Love the show? Leave a review! Give HB a 5 Star rating and review wherever you listen! It helps us grow and makes us feel like 1 million dollars. And we're still doing the bribe! If you leave a 5 Star review, we'll guarantee to review whatever book or movie you recommend! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.