Did Uncle Turtleboy get charged with assault and battery on Josh Abrams and his mother?

There have been a lot of rumors circulating today about Uncle Turtleboy being charged by the Stoneham Police with assault and battery for allegedly throwing a bottle of Pepsi at cop block cuckhold Josh Abrams and/or his elderly mother. NOT GAY straight pride parade organizer Samson Racioppi helped spread this news today, and we all know he would never lie. But is there any truth to it? We delve into that and more on this episode of the late night garage podcast.