VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Producers: M. Andrew Jones, harvhat, Vox, Cbrooklyn112, Test Toker, Seedubs, HeyCitizen, Boo-Bury, Boolysteed, NetNed, piranesi, Fletcher
Intro/Outro: Jahzzar - Stars
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
BRC-20 token (Bitcoinist)
High fees force Binance to rediscover Bitcoin, explore Lightning withdrawals (No BS Bitcoin)
Super Testnet releases a tool that breaks ordinals (No BS BTC)
Cash App sold $2.16B worth of BTC in Q1 (No BS BTC)
Bull Bitcoin launches No KYC Bitcoin purchases with cash or debit (Bull Bitcoin)
US Presidential candidate RKF Jr defends Bitcoin mining (No BS BTC)
Chinese users of the Binance and FTX show holes in ban (BNN Bloomberg)
TOP THREE 33
33-year-old Texas mall shooter killed eight around 3:30 pm (New York Times)
Dreamworks Animation lays off 33 employees as NBCUniversal cuts costs (Cartoon Brew)
Kiwi Jono Ridler sets new ultra-distaance marathon swim record after 33 hours in the water (RNZ)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
NBA refutes reports on cannabis clause in new collective bargaining agreement (SF Gate)
John Salley explains why China opposes use of pot in NBA (Basketball Network)
The American Medical Association approved a code for psychedelic therapies (Globe Newswire)
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention study shows high school pot use declining post-legalization (CDC.gov)
Department of Transportation to allow oral drug tests (Federal Register)
Delaware State Police outline approach to pot and DUIs following legalization (Delaware Public Media)
Minnesota State Patrol says legal cannabis presents new challenges to driver safety (KTTC / NBC)
Pembroke 9-year-old finds edible in staffer's backpack (CBS Boston)
Fight over Missouri marijuana taxes likely to go to court (FOX 4 News Kansas City)
Marijuana growing company expanding operations to keep up with surge in St. Louis, elsewhere (FOX 2 Now)
Des Peres residents tell city they don't want dispensaries (KMOV 4 / CBS)
Montana Gov. Greg Gianforte vetoes pot tax distribution bill (KTVH / NBC)
NYC Mayor Eric Adams calls for "increased enforcement on the emerging cannabis market" (NYC.gov)
Careless NY stoners poisoning other people's dogs (New York Post)
Charlie Kirk on Laura Ingraham with Tulsi Gabbard (YouTube)
Ohio advocates resume gathering signatures for legalization (News 5 Cleveland / ABC)
Oregon Secretary of State Shemia Fagan resigns (Oregon Capital Chronicle)
Fagan allowed La Mota's co-owner to edit language describing scope of state audit (Willamette Week)
Harker Heights, Texas voters overturn City Council's repeal of decriminalization by ONE VOTE (KWTX)
Washington Gov. Jay Inslee signs bill expanding weed social equity program (Washington State Legislature)
Washington Gov. Jay Inslee signs trigger bill legalizing interstate pot commerce (WA.gov)
Kent, Washington City Coucil passes ordinance to locally ban drug possession (KIRO 7)
Author Douglas Murray on Sky News Australia (YouTube)
Uganda's Constitutional Court overturned the country's ban on pot, bush cocoa and khat (The Kampala Report)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, Rev CyberTrucker brings us the first installment of Mandatory Metallica Month with Master of Puppets.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever told a YOUR MOM joke.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever felt like an adult.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
500 pounds of pasta dumped near New Jersey stream (The Associated Press)
Germany: man rescued from woods after sex game goes awry (AP)
Reporter charged with prank call using SD governor's cell (AP)
Man makes beer-powered motorcycle (FOX)
Nashville hotel manager charged after allegedly sucking on sleeping guest's toes (WKRN)
Large snake makes home inside traffic signal breaker box, causes power outage at Virginia four-way intersection (ABC 8 News)
Frontier Airlines accidentally flies Florida-bound passenger to Jamaica without a passport (FOX)
Woman survives 5 days stranded in Australian bush with only a few snacks, bottle of wine (9 News)