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5.4: Still Babies, But Louder: What No One Tells You About Ages 2-4

Baby Then What (Pregnant Bitchez)
Baby Then What (Pregnant Bitchez)
Episode • Jun 19 • 25m

Welcome to the toddler trenches: ages 2 to 4, aka the "are you still a baby or just my drunkest roommate?" phase.

In this episode, we’re diving headfirst into the hot mess that is toddlerhood - where logic goes to die and granola bars break your spirits.

We get into:

  • Why they’re still babies until 4 (yes, really)
  • The full-body meltdowns that start over nothing and end with you questioning everything
  • Picking daycares, preschools, and camps like it’s a college application
  • The gear and toys that we didn’t expect to love and the ones that majorly flopped
  • Why giving your toddler “chores” might actually keep you from fully losing it
  • And the wild, sticky, feral energy of raising little boys


Plus, we're sharing some personal chaos updates like panic-enrolling in camp at 11:59 PM, pretending we love how our toddlers “fold” laundry, and wondering if anyone's kid actually sits still.

If you're deep in toddler chaos or bracing for it soon, consider this your group chat with moms who get it - no filter, no shame, just here to make sure you don't feel totally insane.

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