That's right, folks — it's time to strap in, rev up your engines, and get ready for a raw, rugged, 100% premium grade "ALL AUSTEN" content block, starting with Gwyneth Paltrow's in-your-face, no-holds barred 1996 juggernaut, "Goop's Emma." In this breathtaking, death-defying tournament of champions, two Emmas enter, but only one Emma will leave alive. EMMALIMINATION begins ... now.

Music credits:

"Tournament," by Crypt of Insomnia

"Big Action Sports Rock," by Alexander Rufire

"Thrash Metal," by Wheatman

Special thanks to Baby Bee Carys for the theme music!

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