VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 289 Producers: SircussMedia, Sharky, NetNed, harvhat, memes1337, makeheroism, RevCyberTrucker, DirtyJerseyWhore, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, Sir TJ the Wrathful, phifer, Fletcher, Sir Oma, Tjunta

The winner of the calendar giveaway will be announced WEDNESDAY December 20 at 4:20 pm! Stay tuned.

Check out the mentioned Sir TJ the Wrathful Bowls With Buds

Intro: Christmas Bowl by HeyCitizen
Outro: It's Christmastime Again! by HeyCitizen ft. Mary-Kate Ultra and DuhLaurien

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Alby becomes invite only

Mutiny wallet adds Nostr wallet auth, can now be self-hosted with StartOS (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

Ledger Connect Kit exploited

Tether onboards US Secret Service and FBI

Bitcoin Connect wins Bolt Fun Legends of Lightning vol. 2

noStrudel / mempool.space

TOP THREE 33

Recalled applesauce pouches now linked to more than 200 lead poisoning cases in 33 states, CDC says (CBS)

Biden's approval rating plunges to 33% (New York Post)

Bali records 33 new COVID-19 cases ahead of festive season (Coconuts)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

Congress sends Biden National Defense Authorization Act featuring psychedelics studies (Congress)

DEA renews push to ban two psychedelics (Federal Register)

MAPS submits application to FDA to approve MDMA as prescription medication to treat PTSD (MAPS Public Benefit Corporation)

Medical marijuana use won't trigger child abuse investigations, Arizona agency says (AZ Central)

Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker signs bill waiving application fees for transporters (General Assembly)

A quarter of Missouri cannabis microbusiness license winners deemed ineligible (Missouri Independent)

Pennsylvania Gov. Josh Shapiro signs bill allowing medical grower-processors to sell directly to patients, independent dispensaries to get cultivation licenses (PA Legislature)

Two Dutch cities start selling legally grown pot in an experiment to regulate pot trade (Associated Press)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us One Man Apocalypse's cover of Frosty the Snowman.

FIRST TIME I EVER...

Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time They Ever exited a moving vehicle.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever went to an office Christmas party.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!

Circus show in UK stopped after acrobat falls 33 feet from 'giant wheel of death' (NDV)

33 handguns stolen from California gun show (KCRA)

33% of Gen Z'ers can't talk to waiters (Not the Bee)

Thrifted vase fetches $107,000 at auction (AP)

Japanese man blows up apartment trying to kill cockroach with insecticide (New York Post)

Alabama man 'high on mushrooms' arrested with parrot on shoulder after fighting with Florida deputies (FOX)

Chihuahua plays Frogger on Staten Island Expressway, reunited with owners (Not the Bee)

Robbers have getaway vehicle stolen in Colorado (Not the Bee)

Florida woman arrested for falsely reporting her children's Christmas gifts stolen in failed Grinch-like plot (FOX)

Kentucky family finds owl in Christmas tree (WDKY)