VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Producers: Kevin S, harvhat, Anonymous Podcast Guru Listener, Some1Actually, cottongin, Boolysteed, memes1337, SirVo, Anon. SircussMedia
Intro/Outro: Jaxius - The Montage
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
El Salvador's President Bukele re-elected (Associated Press)
Argentina's Milei scraps proposed Bitcoin tax law aimed at incentivizing citizens to declare their holdings (No Bullshit Bitcoin)
First LDK Hackathon happening March 13-15 at Advancing Bitcoin in London (No Bullshit Bitcoin)
TOP THREE 33
Hezbollah rocket barrage leads to 33 sirens in largest recent attack (The Jerusalem Post)
33 suspects arrested throughout West Bank (Israel) overnight (The Jerusalem Post)
33 people arrested in Charlotte County, FL drug bust (FOX)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Why the Department of Justice wouldn't let go of Charles Lynch's 16-year old marijuana case (LA Times)
Arkansas AG rejects initial version of cannabis industry ballot initiative (AR Advocate)
Judge increases penalty from $100k to $17M for Eaze consultant convicted of tricking credit card companies into processing pot transactions (SF Gate)
California suit restored over seizure of two children from home (CA Courts)
Miami Beach re-criminalizes pot ahead of spring break (NBC Miami)
Maryland regulators face lawsuit challenging social equity licensing process (Biz Journals)
Federal prosecutors sought records linked to suspended Massachusetts cannabis regulator as part of grand jury probe (Boston Globe)
Nebraska lawmakers question attorney general on bid to ban THC products (Journal Star)
Two new lawsuits challenge New York's cannabis program (Buffalo News)
New York federal court denies temporary restraining order on licenses (AG NY)
Providence, Rhode Island City Council gives unanimous approval vote for nation's first state-sanctioned safe consumption site (Weber/RENEW)
Texas AG seeks to overturn voter-approved decriminalization laws in five cities (TX AG)
West Virginia Gov. Jim Justice signs bill to legalize drug testing strips (WV Public)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Kirk Thatcher of Star Trek IV's Edge of Etiquette with I Hate You.
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FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever got bonked on the head while wearing a hardhat.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever licked a battery.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!
Nebraska man accused of leaking grandma's nudes (1011 NOW)
Cold War-era missile found in Washington garage (Associated Press)
Washington contractor finds WWII grenade hidden behind wall while remodeling bathroom in Seattle (FOX)
New Hampshire woman tossing trash falls into dumpster, survives getting compacted in garbage truck (AP)
Diamond ring accidentally thrown away found by South Carolina recycling plant employees (FOX)
Australian girl saves guinea pig from giant snake (FOX)
Dog rescued from shipping container in Texas (UPI)
285-year-old lemon auctioned for $1,780 (UPI)
Milk spill turns Virginia creek white (UPI)
Rio de Janeiro college kid parties for days with bullet in head (Not the Bee)