Santa is most likely not coming this year and Elfy is dead

This week we cover the bold new idea of "Citizen Dismissal," the customer-service equivalent to a citizen's arrest put forward by humorist David Sedaris.

Also: the stark reality of the North Pole under covid restrictions 

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Music: Kal Marks - Nu Legs