New Turtleboy Website, Trooper Wooblypop Back At Work, Ashburnham Rapey Janitor

We're getting a new website and we've come up with a plan to get rid of all those annoying ads.
Trooper Wobblypop is remarkably back on the job 2 months after showing up to work shitfaced, and it turns out he's got a billion disciplinary infractions in his file too.
Also, we have new information on the Ashburnham rape story at the elementary school that sheds some light on the questions we asked on Monday.