Turtleboy Live was back and better than ever tonight. Biggest crowd we've had thus far on the new YouTube version of the show. Got it started right when the ratchet known as the "Manchester Crack Feen Barbie" called in, from the hospital nonetheless, to explain to us why she's a good mother despite a recent arrest for selling crack. Also on the agenda was the Fall River FungalFupa who got caught cheating after her and the guy she's banging did a chew and screw, the father of the Cohasset eye gouger losing his mind on Facebook, NBC going out of their way to defend pedophiles, the Granite State Grundle Goblin getting caught selling donated Christmas gifts for poor people, and Bristol and Bret ripping into Rian Waters for his lawsuit against Turtleboy and his child's mother. Long episode, but a good one.