Happy Christmas week, HBs! We're bringing you two holiday novellas this week. Today is HAVE YOURSELF A BILLIONAIRE FOR CHRISTMAS by Tracey Livesay! Bonus Content: Taylor Swift's private jet, "Come here, you stupid ducky" AKA translating nursery rhyme lyrics, pathetic blanket vulvas, and so much more! Want to support the show? Rate and review us on your favorite podcast app! It super helps the algorithm connect us to new listeners.  Want more of us? Check out our PATREON! This Friday, we're recapping THE PERFECT GIFT by Clio Evans! Credits: Theme Music: Brittany Pfantz  Art: Author Kate Prior Want to tell us a story, ask about advertising, or anything else? Email: heavingbosomspodcast (at) gmail  Follow our socials:  Instagram @heavingbosoms Tiktok @heaving_bosoms  Facebook group: the Heaving Bosoms Geriatric Friendship Cult The above contains affiliate links, which means that when purchasing through them, the podcast gets a small percentage without costing you a penny more. Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.