This episode has some news, some porn, some masturbation, and a whole lot of good shit! The show starts off with "Broken News" and the discussions include the topless preacher, Pornhub's wankband, and Bill Clinton. Then the show slows down for a poetry reading. The guys read Porn movie descriptions in the style of heart melting poetry. Joe says Birdman is overrated and Jonesy thinks that Asians should create cash service superstores. Hair, nails, laundry, dry cleaning, and massages in one place!