TO THOSE WHO HAVE NO CLUE: I watched my neighbor's 6'+ tall football player son come in from a hot day and drain a gallon jug of milk in one go (clip)

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This week we cover the satanic, vaccine, fentanyl, and rap music panics surrounding the deadly Travis Scott concert

Also, CNN lends a sensitive ear to America's milkiest family. Why is Joe Biden charging us so much for that moo juice??