Judas "Pence'd" Christ, to the Jewish authorities (clip)

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This week we cover more freshly extracted copium in the wake of the Minion Revolution, this time involving a covert mission to steal the most passed-around laptop in congress

Also, we discover a new addition the dictionary, and the National Guard tries to get clever with their ads by recruiting the dumbest people on Facebook.