An intrepid reader searched for Neifi Perez the other day and was horrified and amused at what they found. They shared the results with Andy and in this podcast you'll get a dramatic retelling of the events surrounding Neifi and the rosin bag. Plus, Dansby's fixed! Well, at least his offense. A prospect pervert has the completely wrong take on Alex Cohen's "talents," we look at the Cubs' upcoming schedule, discuss why it's too early to scoreboard watch, and enjoy the return to form of one of our favorite Cubs of all-time. All that, and more.