Brad puts on his good sweatpants and rejoins the cast for a long-awaited cameo this week!

• Bees are fish now, birds drop out of the sky, and you will eat ze bug caviar
• Ayyylmaos are good guys, and will Putin from firing nuclear weapons!
• qUanTuM mechanics and why your DNA isn’t good enough. (Or: why you need transhumanism)
• Norway says your life is data, and why they need to track your Cheeto purchases. (And race)
• We do a little data collectin’. (On dead jabbed celebrities)
• Food shortages start to hit normie realm news.
• Special thanks to our live show donors this evening!