Daniel is back and has to listen to me spout off about how I'm tired of pretending celestial phenomena are mind blowing. A partial solar eclipse? You can barely see it. Is it because, as my parents suggested years ago, I'm a member of the MTV Generation? Also Elliot crashed into my nose and I'm wondering if I should invite some former cult members onto the show. Daniel reveals a kink and offers up another Daniel's Kewl Beanz segment. Plus your calls! Products I Use/Recommend/Love: http://amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen Check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/alisonrosen Buy Alison's Book: Tropical Attire Encouraged (and Other Phrases That Scare Me) https://amzn.to/2JuOqcd This episode is brought to you by: PURPLE: http://purple.com/bestfriend10 (use promo code bestfriend for 10% off your purchase of $200 or more) SKYLIGHT FRAME: http://skylightframe.com (use code ALISON for $10 off) STORYWORTH: http://storyworth.com/bestfriend (for $10 off) You probably need to buy the HGFY ringtone! https://www.alisonrosen.com/store/