VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode Producers: harvhat, cbrooklyn112, ChadF, HeyCitizen, RevCyberTrucker, Boolysteed, ajoint, makeheroism, NetNed, Piranesi, Tjunta
Abs n' a 6-Pack Dreams IV going down August 21st
The HeyCitizen Experience - To Be in Nashville
Intro/Outro: Raven - Arcade
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
UN cybercrime draft convention approved unanimously despite widespread opposition
Russia, Venezuela block Signal Messenger (Interfax)
Nigerian Bitcoiner sues government for the right to own, acquire, trade Bitcoin (James Otudor on X)
KC Bitcoiners meetup Friday coffee at Take Care at Oleo
TOP THREE 33
Chicago shootings: At least 33 shot, 1 fatally, in weekend violence across city (ABC Chicago)
After 33 years on the run, suspect in 1991 Fairfax, Virginia murder pleads guilty to wife's death (WJLA)
2 Mexican men arrested, 33 pounds of fentanyl seized in Fresno County, deputies say (You Central Valley)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
FDA rejects psychedelic MDMA as treatment or PTSD, calling for additional study (The Associated Press)
Lykos MDMA therapy papers retracted by medical journal (Psychedelic Week)
CDC study shows teen use falling in legal states (CDC.gov)
Arizona Supreme Court ruling paves way for criminal sentences to be reduced if case involved marijuana (AZ Family)
Massachusetts Gov. Maura Healey signs psychedelics working group focused on veteran care (Mass.gov)
Missouri Gov. Mike Parson signs executive order prohibiting sales of unregulated psychoactive cannabis products (SOS.MO.gov)
Marijuana remains on the Schedule 1 drug list along with heroin in Nevada (Review Journal)
North Dakota ballot to include adult-use legalization (SOS.ND.gov)
Some marijuana convictions could be overturned in TN due to TBI testing issues (WKRN)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us BODY COUNT's Fuck What You Heard.
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FIRST TIME I EVER…
Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever were in a natural disaster.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever got a magazine subscription.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING!
Couple charges wedding guests $333 each in effort to save money (ABC 7 Chicago)
Woman sues Boar's Head for not including listeria on the ingredients (Not the Bee)
DUI-simulating golf cart hits 5 people at NJ police fair (New York Post)
Secret Service busted into a salon to let people use the bathroom during a Kamala Harris fundraiser, business owner says (Business Insider)
Man arrested on DUI charge after car fire on I-80 (Reno Gazette Journal)
Groundhog in claw machine surprises mini golf guests (FOX)
Fishing record set by West Virginia angler who used 3-year-old daughter's $10 pink rod (New York Post)
New alphabet song (NY Post)
Seagull steals man's wallet, picks through it on Nantucket roof (NBC Boston)
NYC's Museum of Ice Cream sued after man claims injury jumping into sprinkle pool (CBS News)