VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 219 Executive Producers: Sharky, Rev CyberTrucker, HeyCitizen, Dirty Jersey Whore, Boolysteed, makeheroism, Lavish, cbrooklyn112, phifer, TrailChicken, harvhat, FloydianSlips, Chimp, booperofnoses, Boo-Bury
Intro/Outro: Neon.Deflector - Star Dreamer
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Zebedee and Viker launch Bitcoin Chess and Scratch Match (Venture Beat)
Missouri bill would exempt Bitcoin from state property taxes (Bitcoin Magazine)
Luxor's Hashrate Index 2022 Mining in Review (Nasdaq)
Congress' FTX Problem (Coindesk)
Little-Known Surveillance Program (Wall Street Journal)
Fold launches Enterprise Rewards API
TOP THREE 33
Monterey Park Shooting is the 33rd mass shooting of 2023 (Time)
Police arrest 33 over murder of village head in Niger (Vanguard)
Creedmor (NC) police searching for multiple suspects accused of breaking into 33 vehicles (WRAL News)
Brazil exports to Arab nations hit 33-year high, agro products prevail (Reuters)
Downpours yield 33 billion gallons of captured stormwater in L.A. County (ABC 7)
33 reported dead due to bad weather (Philippines) (CNN)
'Disturbing & dangerous': 33 guns already stopped at Florida airports in 2023, TSA reports (WFLA / NBC)
COOFING INTO COFFINS
33 deaths: Taiwan (Focus Taiwan)
33 cases: Columbia County, NV (Magnolia Reporter)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
The influence of cannabis on sexual functioning and satisfaction (Journal of Cannabis Research)
DEA updates "Drugs of Abuse" Resource Guide (Department of Justice)
FDA releases final guidance for cannabis drug development (Federal Register)
Tucker on tobacco, weed (The Gateway Pundit)
San Francisco releases draft reparations plan (Human Rights Commission)
Cannabis growers can't use RICO statute to sue for fraud, Ninth Circuit rules (Courthouse News Service)
CT Poison Control Center warning for parents about kids eating weed edibles (Fox 61)
Cass County man becomes first person jailed in Missouri to have marijuana-related conviction expunged (KSHB / NBC)
More than 3,500 Missourians have had cases expunged (NORML)
New Jersey bank says cannabis cash nicked from armored car firm vault that held $9.5 million (Courier Post)
NYC City Council discusses traditional market (Gothamist)
Housing Works Cannabis Co, NYC's first dispensary, sued over Americans With Disabilities Act claims (Law 360 News)
Housing Works' security "not high level": NYPD (New York Post)
One Denton (TX) council member faces recall petition over his support to block decriminalization (KERA News)
US Virgin Islands Gov. Albert Bryan Jr. signed legalization and expungement bills into law
Man plans to open store in Vancouver (BC, Canada) selling MDMA, cocaine, and more (DH Canada)
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to tell us about the First Time They Ever tried gelato.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever soldered something.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
Results released in girl's request for DNA evidence of Santa (Associated Press)
The lights have been on at a Massachusetts school for over a year because no one can turn them off (NBC)
Wienerman statute returned unharmed (AP)
Dog shoots Kansas man (KSNT / NBC) Michigan volunteers remove Halloween bucket stuck on deer's head for two weeks (Fox)
Florida police searching for pooping perpetrator (Fox)
Florida woman rescued from sewers a third time in two years (Not the Bee)
UK archaeologists ask public's help with puzzling cave carving (Fox)
Monster cane toad removed from the wild (Queensland Government) Woman thought to be dead found alive at Ankeny, Iowa funeral home (KCCI)