North Shore Eats was a Facebook page that has brought people together to talk about everyone's favorite topic - food. But the page, which has become a cult sensation, isn't all that its founder Greg Bates makes it seem to be. He has told more lies than we can count, and his personal history is extremely disturbing. This will probably be a 6-8 part series when it's all said and done. Uncle Turtleboy recaps the first 3 segments, outlining Greg's history of being a psychotic, potentially violent deadbeat dad, and how he's extorting money from local restaurants by using his followers as a weapon.