I was working in the lab late one nightWhen my ears beheld a dreadful blightFor Bobby "Boris" Pickett began to writeAn album which, to no surpriseWas really wack -- he made the monsters wackThe "Monster Mash", it was the only good trackThe rest is wack -- the rest is really wackHe made it wack -- just stick to "Monster Mash"From our laboratory in Everett MassWe reviewed The Original Monster MashAndrew Wiley came from his humble abodeTo join us in tearing down this loadOf monster crap -- he made the monsters wackThe "Monster Mash", it was the only good trackThe rest is wack -- the rest is really wackHe made it wack -- just stick to "Monster Mash"This show is part of the Pantheon Podcast Network.