Failure Swift went full Failure Swift on our Facebook page over the last 48 hours, pretending to be her husband Metro and then a "human rights activist" named Jim Larson, who she insisted was not her. She also went nuts on Bristol, using Metro's Facebook page, when she found Bristol's flitateous messages with him. Wild stuff. We also discussed the stabbing at O'Connor's and the immigration issues it raises, as well as a series of ratchet parents in Gardner, Springfield, and some con-artist homeless folks in Cambridge.