This week, we're talking about The Saga Begins making love to bottles...?? Uh oh. David has a theory of Al's raunchier songs, Dan reveals the dark origins of Jim Croce's hit, and we finally learn the truth about tables. Al's cameo:“Starmen (with Jonathan Coulton)” - NPR “Ask me Another”https://www.npr.org/programs/ask-me-another/483373204/-weird-al-yankovic-jeff-goldblum-and-maika-monroe-10-out-of-10-goldblums?showDate=2016-06-24 Dan's plugs n' stuff:https://www.instagram.com/danielkawka/ Dan's podcast suggestion: http://www.theavatarstate.com/ Special thanks to Allura March (@RetroAutomaton) for the awesome design!https://retroautomaton.tumblr.com/ https://www.instagram.com/retroautomaton/ https://twitter.com/retroautomaton?lang=en Support us on Patreon:https://www.patreon.com/weirdalphabet Email us at:alscarrierpigeons@gmail.com Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/theweirdalphabetpodcast/ Twitter:https://www.twitter.com/weirdalpod Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/weirdalpod Thumbnail by Josh K!https://twitter.com/AnimationJosh http://oneandonlyjsk.deviantart.com/Show music: "Dvorak Polka", "Break Time", and "Thinking Song" - Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce "If I Could Make Love to a Bottle" by "Weird Al" Yankovic (Chumash 1980, Knotts Berry Farm 1979, Red Twin 2017) Interview clip from Red Twin 2017 "O Fortuna" by Carl Orff "Science Blaster" by SpellingPhailer For the above sound clips and songs, we don't own the rights to them, but are using them in compliance to Fair Use. Parody & Educational. Thank you. Find more of our episodes atwww.pipedreampodcasts.com