Send us a textDave wonders why the rat crossed the road. did it think it was a chicken?Del has the BIG IDEA. Well, maybe more than one. Ever get put on hold indefinitely by an autobot ? Del has the solution. Is there an app for that? Del volunteers for the first manned flight to Mars. What else has he got to do for the next seven months? It's not as easy as you think, folks. But at least he can sleep and not bother Dave at 6 AM every day.Dave relates a trip to Santa Cruz, Bolivia where, once again, timing is everything.The Bucks get an offer they can't refuse-or can they? If you need $36 million. let us know.Loyal listener Terry  reports on  rock concerts he or she attended. Were illegal substances involved?The Bucks pose a math puzzle to listeners. Dave describes how he and his wife approached this problem, logically and crazily, respectively. Eerily, their answers were way too close to each other.  Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus-once again.Give us your thoughts: BUCKSTWOOLD@GMAIL.COM Find Two Old Bucks on Facebook and YouTubeLeave a Voice message - click HEREWHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?