Lynette opens this weeks second episode of For Crying Out Loud getting molested by her masseuse over the weekend. Then, one of Stef's kids has finally figured out that Santa Clause isn't real just in time for Christmas. After that, Stefanie investigates into which of her children closed her laptop computer when she specifically asked them not to. Before they wrap, Lynette and Stef talk about the recent verdict in the hot car dad case.