I cannot believe I gave two legs for my tuition. What a dope I am. Ooh-rah!

This week Joe Biden cancels $10k of student debt, enraging people who received debt forgiveness for legitimate reasons (owing a business).

Also, it's V-Day on Facebook as a Missouri school district reinstates the art of spanking students, and minions come out of the woodwork to show us just how normal spanking made them.

Support the show at http://patreon.com/miniondeathcult for only $3.11/month and get a bonus episode every week, as well as instant access to hundreds of previous bonus episodes, directly in your podcast app or browser.

Music:

Elder - The Falling Veil

Bulldoze - Hypocrite

Broadcast - Still Feels Like Tears