O our Striker who art in Ottawa, Salter be thy name. Thy 4 goals come. Thy haul be done at Lansdowne as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily win. And forgive us our early goals conceded, as we forgive them that score against us. And lead us not into doubting, but deliver us from doubters. For TD place is the kingdom and the power and the glory forever. Amen.