VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 328 Producers: harvhat, cbrooklyn112, ChadF, Pickle Coin, RevCyberTrucker, Boolysteed, HeyCitizen, Lavish
Intro/Outro: e s c p - Galactic Groove
Tune in to the Sat Skirmish this SUNDAY at 4 PM Central
Cocaine Shitstain (Just the Tips) RSS feed put together by Zephyr Knight
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
Julian Assange to enter guilty plea, be released to Australia (The Associated Press)
EU Council withdraws vote on chat control but negotiations will continue (Politico)
LND versions prior to v0.17.0 vulnerable to LND Onion Bomb DoS attack (Matt Morehouse/GitHub)
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry signs self-custody legislation (Legiscan)
KC Beers with Bitcoiners at The Bar FRIDAY at 6:30 pm
TOP THREE 33
Lockbit 3.0 claims attack on Federal Reserve: 33 TB of sensitive data allegedly compromised (Red Hot Cyber)
Albania misused 33 million Euros of EU funds anti-fraud office says (Balkan Insight)
Kallakurichi hooch tragedy: death toll rises to 33 (Hindustan Times)
Norway bans salmon fishing in 33 rivers as stocks plummet (Fish Farmer Magazine)
Letters to the Editor: I am 54, have been smoking weed for 33 years and feel great (Los Angeles Times)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Arizona Gov. Katie Hobbs signs bill allowing firefighters, peace officers with PTSD to get workers comp coverage for MDMA IF federally legalized (AZ Legislature)
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs bill giving black farmers more time to fix errors on medical pot business license applications (FL Senate)
Louisiana Gov. Jeff Landry signs bill decriminalizing pot paraphernalia, regulating consumable hemp products (LA Legislature)
Inside the Chinese-funded, staffed marijuana farms springing up across the US (NPR)
Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt signs bill requiring criminal background checks for owners and employees of medical pot businesses (OK Legislature)
Oregon's Portland Pickles become first sports team to sell THC products at live sporting events (Portland Pickles)
Elgin, Texas officials settle lawsuit filed by state attorney seeking to overturn voter-approved decriminalization (ElginTX.gov)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Kittie's One Foot in the Grave.
Follow along with his shenanigans at SirRevCyberTrucker@revcybertrucker.com
FIRST TIME I EVER...
This week, Bowlers called in about the First Time They Ever made a prank call.
Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever geocached.
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!
Young angler in Colorado Springs reel in 33-pound carp on National Go Fishing Day (FOX)
China couple told son died at birth, shocked to find him 33 years later (SCMP)
Record-breaking 63-leaf clover grown by Japanese man (Guinness World Records)
New horned dinosaur found, on display in Utah (ABC4)
Prehistoric-looking alligator snapping turtles to be reintroduced into Kansas waters (FOX)
Fishermen save 38 dogs on Mississippi Lake (AP)
Raccoon choking on cheese saved by Michigan men hanging in backyard (Click on Detroit)
California hiker missing in Santa Cruz mountains for 10 days drank a gallon of water out of boot daily to survive (New York Post)
4-foot snake donated with books to Virginia thrift store (UPI)
Washington, D.C. woman learns $4 thrift store vase is a 2,000-year-old Mayan artifact (WUSA9)