#713 We need nationwide laws that ban these unnecessary deliveries at all hours. (preview)

TODAY: A rural NY gun dealer fires on a lost DoorDash delivery driver, hitting him in the back and causing serious injury. 

The right wing unites around calls to hold these reckless gig employees responsible for their actions. Shouldn't they know better than to ask an American Homeowner for help?

PLUS: Finland wages war on the successful by ticketing drivers with fines weighted to their income. We explore how driving extremely fast is like capitalism (good) and requires superior intellectual capabilities, such as rationalizing vehicular homicide.

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