VALUE FOR VALUE Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 432 Producers: Kevin S, ChadF, Rev.Hodl, Boolysteed, ericpp, RevCyberTrucker GET FREE STICKERS Send a self-addressed envelope to PO Box 410154 Kansas City, MO 64141 Intro/Outro: Raven - Together FIRST TIME I EVER… Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever touched a soundboard. Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever laughed your ass off. TOP THREE 33 Pensacola Habitat for Humanity breaks ground on new 33-home neighborhood (FOX) At least 33 killed in Easter attacks in Nigeria (Open Doors UK) Kanye makes $33 million after two sold out shows in Los Angeles (CBS) Israeli gas flows resume to Jordan after 33-day wartime halt (Cal Calis Tech) New York celebrates 5 years of legal weed, $3.3 billion in sales (Marijuana Moment) BEHIND THE CURTAIN DEA shares video about using AI to combat the opioid crisis (YouTube / University of Notre Dame) Dr. Oz announces launch of program covering hemp THC, CBD products through Medicare (CMS.gov) Colorado Gov. Jared Polis signed bill allowing terminally ill patients to use medical pot in healthcare facilities like hospitals (CO Legislature) Massachusetts marijuana businesses file lawsuit to keep legalization rollback measure off ballot (Marijuana Moment) Missouri lawmakers sent Gov. Mike Kehoe a bill to ban intoxicating hemp products (Missouri Independent) New Jersey Gov. Mikie Sherrill signed bill revising timeline for hemp restrictions (NJ.gov) West Virginia Gov. Patrick Morrisey vetoes bill allocating unspent medical pot revenue (Mountain State Spotlight) and vetoes legislation supporting ibogaine research (WV Legislature) METAL MOMENT Send RevCyberTrucker computer karma and follow along with his shenanigans on the Fediverse at [email protected] ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN Bitcoin pares losses after Middle East tensions ease (Bloomberg) Bitcoin jumps to three-week high on US-Iran ceasefire plan (Bloomberg) Bitcoin has been the 'shining light' during the Iran War, says Anthony Pompliano (CNBC) Weekly crypto ETF inflows hit $224M: XRP tops the chart, ETH lags (Seeking Alpha) Nancy Guthrie update: retired FBI agent calls out 'red flags' in new note, Bitcoin demand (Parade) No Solutions 20: Archipelago Meshtadels w/ Shadrach (Fountain.fm) The Meetup is the Farmer's Market: Kansas City, MO (Fountain.fm) FUCK IT, DUDE. LET’S GO BOWLING Mapped: where young adults live with their parents most (Visual Capitalist) Woman in labor brought into Zoom court for refusing C-section (People) Fiery motorcycle crash caught on camera (YouTube / NBC) Everest guides accused of poisoning foreign climbers to force fake rescues in $20M scam (Independent UK) Hiker's dog lost in a wild New Zealand forest rescued by helicopter after strangers fund search (The Associated Press) Missouri pet named world's oldest dove at the age of 44 (UPI) Neighbor walks elderly man in diaper back to his home, caregiver sends him back out to "teach him" lesson (Not the Bee) Why one long-time Dodger fan is upset over the team's new digital ticket policy (NBC) Woman wanted after chicken coop stabbing (WOWK)