VALUE FOR VALUE

Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 291 Producers: Rex Redbone, phifer, Kevin S, harvhat, some1actually, Anonymous, Oystein Berge, Boolysteed, Boo-Bury, RevCyberTrucker, frankiepaint, trashman, Memes 1337, HeyCitizen

Intro/Outro: e s c p - Midnight Room

If you want a digital version of the calendar, simply mention "calendar" in a boost!

ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN

Economically unspendable Bitcoin UTXOs (Lopp)

Whirlpool unspent capacity surpasses 10,000 BTC (No Bullshit Bitcoin)

TOP THREE 33

33 nabbed over Mossad's abduction plot in Turkiye (Daily Sabah)
33 killed in road accidents in Uganda during Christmas season (News Ghana)

Woman, 33, arrested with 2400 pound sterling of cannabis, Valium (Fairkirk Herald)

BEHIND THE CURTAIN

California, Washington anti-discrimination for pot using workers takes effect (Marijuana Moment)
Nevada law doubling possession limit took effect January 1 (NELIS)

Florida arrests paid petition circulators for petition fraud crimes (FDLE)

Mississippi medical dispensary fights advertising ban (MS Free Press)

John Hopkins announces largescale study with $10 million federal grant from National Institute on Drug Abuse (Hopkins Medicine)

UFC removes pot from its Anti-Doping Policy (UFC.com)
Dallas Cowboys linebacker arrested for pot possession, released next day (Fort Worth Star-Telegram)

METAL MOMENT

Tonight, the RevCyberTrucker brings us Electric Callboy's TEKKNO TRAIN.

FIRST TIME I EVER...

Tonight, Bowlers called in to discuss the First Time THEY Ever kept a resolution.

Next week, we want to hear about the First Time YOU Ever almost died.

FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING!

Couple welcomes twins born on 2 different days and years (Good Morning America) in New Jersey and Connecticut (WFSB)

Man, 33, is electrocuted and dies after jumping into waterfall 'to cool himself off' while out celebrating New Year's Eve in Brazil (Daily Mail)

Grenade found inside walls of home during renovation project in Dallas-area town (FOX)
Oregon police find reported hand grenade was a dog poop bag dispenser (UPI)

Stowaway survives flight from Western Algeria to Paris (FOX)

Snake stows away from Mexico to Canada in produce box (UPI)

Florida man sets fire to his house during 4-hour standoff over shoplifted cigarettes (FOX)

Thief steals Florida woman's driveway (WFTV)

Vietnamese restaurant that killed 300 cats a month to make soup closes (New York Post)

Minnesota patient sues dentist over visit that included 8 crowns, 4 root canals and 20 fillings (Star Tribune)