You best start believing in ANTH 201: Dystopian Visions...cuz you're living one!
Is it the case? Is this what we've come to? Is class finally in session? Boo-Bury and Malachi can't answer that for you, but we sure as shit try to bring as much levity to the situation as possible! Hey, at least it'll be endless scientific and non-baseless content for the next decade.
As our potential final episode for 2020 (damn, guess we should have mentioned that) we ponder on who the good guys are. An open letter from 1988 certainly shows us who the "Pill Pushing Pimp" is. Watch us cower in fear as Covid-1984 takes over the last bastion of hope for Humanity: Antarctica! Get your Vax-Guns ready because it's time to save the human race, minus the few that may or may not suffer. Did Volkswagen ruin Venus? Behind the SchƎmƎs even peers thru your window (ok, we don't, we just find satellites that do. Pervy fucks.)
TLDR: If you see your Mom this weekend, be sure to tell her "Satan! Satan! Satan!".
SHOW NOTES
REAL AUDIO BACKWARDS AND FORWARDS! Nashville Explosion
Be warned: Guilford County's COVID enforcers are making the rounds —and watching
More than 1.5 billion masks believed to have entered oceans in 2020
How Climate Change Turned Venus from an Earth-like Planet to Uninhabitable Wasteland
An Open Letter To Dr. Anthony Fauci
The COVID-19 Stimulus Bill Would Make Illegal Streaming a Felony
COVID-19 stimulus bill proposes up to 10 years in prison for “unauthorized streaming”
China Jails Citizen Journalist for Her Accounts of Covid-19 in Wuhan
Suspicions grow that nanoparticles in Pfizer's COVID-19 vaccine trigger rare allergic reactions
The Coronavirus Has Reached Antarctica. Now It's On Every Continent
WHO Deletes Naturally Acquired Immunity from Its Website
Moderna's groundbreaking coronavirus vaccine was designed in just 2 days
Jeffrey Epstein's Former Cell Mate Is Dead, With No Further Explanation
Facebook is reportedly building a tool called 'TLDR'
A NEW SATELLITE CAN PEER INSIDE BUILDINGS, DAY OR NIGHT
Turns Out, Baby Blood Might Be the Actual Fountain of Youth