Juan Cias has been a Mortician for 18 years and seen 4,000 dead bodies. We talk about embalming bodies, sewing limbs back together, sickening crime scenes, smell of decomposing bodies, beauty of death, "hot" corpses, Mike's grandma passing, & more.Time Stamps:0:56 - we live and we die1:51 - how many dead bodies has Juan seen?2:49 - the emotional story behind the people passing stays with you5:42 - stories of seeing violently mangled bodies6:59 - Juan got into funeral directing to see crazy things8:21 - some police are scared to move dead bodies9:36 - the most horrible crime scene with a homeless person11:52 - what decomposing bodies smell like13:02 - decomposing body vs farts14:31 - the embalming process is tough15:32 - sewing up process of the corpse19:32 - the difference between coroners, embalmers, and morticians21:20 - death gets people turned on23:33 - how Juan got started in standup comedy25:26 - Juan goes to therapy for seeing so many dead bodies27:01 - death changes your outlook on life to not take things personally 28:32 - mike shares a moment he had when is grandma passed30:19 - respecting the corpse & middle age isn’t accurate34:48 - old people are scared of morticians37:11 - seeing “hot” corpses39:48 - rise in fentanyl = rise in death rate in younger population41:32 - dating is hard as a mortician46:58 - don’t end your life- you’re hurting those around you50:27 - mike wrote down all the ways he could end himself & got lazy52:28 - Juan believes he’ll be alone forever- but he has his friends