VALUE FOR VALUE
Thank you to the Bowl After Bowl Episode 255 Producers: Vox, harvhat, Boo-Bury, BadAdviceChad, Dame TrailChicken, collinb, DirtyJerseyWhore, HeyCitizen, RevCyberTrucker, rdavis87, Boolysteed, phifer, seedubs, Kyrin, Lavish, memes1337
Intro/Outro: Swift Electric - Cyberbear
ON CHAIN, OFF CHAIN, COCAINE, SHITSTAIN
KC Bitcoiners August 4th BTC and Coffee
Houbi data breach almost leaked information of whale users (No BS Bitcoin)
Wasabi wallet upgrade (Twitter)
FBI searched Kraken founder Jesse Powell's house (Forbes)
US Homeland Security returns $314K out of 3 billion from 2016 Bitfinex hack (CoinTelegraph)
RFK Jr. says he isn't Bitcoin investor (CNBC)
IMF's Taxing Cryptocurrencies working paper
TOP THREE 33
33 hurt during Fourth of July celebrations in downtown Pittsburgh (WTAE)
Nigeria now accounts for 33% of Africa's gas reserves (Punch Newspapers)
Gold Mountain Ridge fire on Colville reservation burns 33 acres at 15% containment (KHQ Washington)
33-year-old stroke survivor recalls 1st stroke symptoms he almost ignored (Today)
BEHIND THE CURTAIN
Creator of 'The Wire' asks mercy for man charged in actor's death (The New York Times)
White House cocaine found in different location than reported (NBC)
Marianne Williamson on weed and drugs (WMUR-TV)
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs bill banning sales of consumable hemp products to people under 21 (FL Gov)
Indiana representative, weed supporter toxicology report shows THC in system following drunk driving crash he fled (The Republic)
Boston hospital warning of serious cannabis side effect (WCVB / YouTube)
Gov. Mike Parsons signs bill impacting cannabis banking, employee background checks (Missouri Independent)
Nebraskans for Medial Marijuana launch signature gathering to qualify two initiatives for the 2024 ballot (Associated Press)
Gov. Hochul pumps brakes on legal weed sales at farmers' markets (New York Post)
Ohio group submits signatures for marijuana legalization initiative (Forbes)
Virginia guide for using recreational marijuana while parenting (PDF)
Police seize ~$168k worth of pot in UK-wide crackdown (BBC)
METAL MOMENT
Tonight, the Rev CyberTrucker brings us Dawn Felder's Take A Ride.
FIRST TIME I EVER...
Bowlers called in to talk about the First Time They Ever tried yoga.
Next week, give us a call and tell us about the First Time YOU Ever got a treat from the ice cream truck.
The voicemail box is open 24/7 at (816) 607-3663
FUCK IT, DUDE. LET'S GO BOWLING.
33-year-old Barelas mural restored by original artist (KRQE)
Profanity can sometimes be the best medicine, increasing pain tolerance by ~33% (Psychiatrist.com)
Dog therapy charity shows power of cuddles for 33 years (1 News New Zealand)
Boston man, 33, suffers diarrhea for THREE DECADES due to rare genetic quirk (Daily Mail)
Wrong school, seal printed on University of North Dakota graduates' degrees (KVRR)
Roller coaster riders stuck upside down for hours at Wisconsin festival after 'mechanical failure' (WAOW)
Los Angeles family warns community they lost their pet (FOX LA)
Would-be robber storms into nail salon demanding money, but things did not go as planned (FOX)
Hawk attacks halt mail delivery temporarily in South Austin neighborhood (FOX 7 Austin)
Mysterious flying creature terrorizing metro family at night (KFOR)