Fellow food podcaster and superb stand-up Jessica Fostekew has a table booked, and ethics are being thrown out of the dream restaurant window.

Listen to Jess’s podcast ‘Hoovering’ on Acast or wherever you get your podcasts.

Watch Jess’s stand-up special ‘Silence of the Nans’ on NextUp.

Follow Jess on Twitter and Instagram: @jessicafostekew

Recorded by Ben Williams and edited by Naomi Parnell for Plosive Productions.

Artwork by Paul Gilbey (photography and design) and Amy Browne (illustrations).

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