After realizing just how out of their depth they are in the dangerous narrative universe of Sweet Valley High, the Sweet Sweet Valley Boys call in an expert to help them navigate these choppy waters. And not a moment too soon, because Bruce Pac-Man is being aggravatingly perverse, Jessica Wakefield is not helping at all, and pretty much everyone from Todd Wilkins all the way to some guy called Tony is playing, this week, with fire.

Music credits:

“Chopstick Slapstick,” by OurMusicBox

“Vibe,” by Marble Space

“The Prophecy,” by Fox Beat

Listen to Marissa Flaxbart's "Sweet Valley Diaries" here or wherever you get your podcasts!

Advertise on The Baby-Sitters Club Club via Gumball.fm

--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jack-shepherd8/support

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices