Laurien and Spencer talk about a fresh new batch of 33 Stories, Malcolm Macdonald's bionic penis, and introduce the new segment, Gutterballs. MLB postponed 33 games in their first week, and the NHL is also Ending Racism.

This week's #TFTIE was the First Time I Ever Had a Threesome. Dr. Anthony Fauci called to let us know how he uniquely avoids COVID-19 transmissions during his threesomes. Let's see who we hear from next week, when the topic will be the First Time I Ever Got Pulled Over.

We also discover...Sir Bemrose was right?