Our man Trump just scored an endorsement from reggaetón star Nicky Jam, but in true Trump fashion, he managed to turn it into a comedy of errors.
At his Vegas rally, The Donald announced, "Latin music superstar Nicky Jam is supporting us! Do you know Nicky? She's hot!" Oh boy, someone's been spending too much time with his Barbie collection.
Trump, squinting into the crowd like he's trying to find his lost toupee, kept asking, "Where's Nicky? Where's Nicky?" Probably hoping for a swimsuit calendar photo op.
But surprise, surprise! When Nicky Jam stepped on stage, Trump's face went through more changes than his story about the 2020 election. Turns out, Nicky's not exactly the "hot woman" Trump was expecting. Who knew? Well, everyone except Trump, apparently.
To his credit, Trump rolled with it like a pro, saying, "Oh look! Come here. I'm glad he came up." Smooth save, Donald. Maybe next time, try Googling your endorsers before the rally? Just a thought.
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At his Vegas rally, The Donald announced, "Latin music superstar Nicky Jam is supporting us! Do you know Nicky? She's hot!" Oh boy, someone's been spending too much time with his Barbie collection.
Trump, squinting into the crowd like he's trying to find his lost toupee, kept asking, "Where's Nicky? Where's Nicky?" Probably hoping for a swimsuit calendar photo op.
But surprise, surprise! When Nicky Jam stepped on stage, Trump's face went through more changes than his story about the 2020 election. Turns out, Nicky's not exactly the "hot woman" Trump was expecting. Who knew? Well, everyone except Trump, apparently.
To his credit, Trump rolled with it like a pro, saying, "Oh look! Come here. I'm glad he came up." Smooth save, Donald. Maybe next time, try Googling your endorsers before the rally? Just a thought.
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