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5.6: Things We Swore We’d Never Do… Until We Had Kids
(aka Sht We Said We’d Never Do as Moms - But Here We Are)

Baby Then What (Pregnant Bitchez)
Baby Then What (Pregnant Bitchez)
Episode • Jul 24 • 26m

“My kid will never have screen time.”


“I’ll never yell.”


“They’ll eat what we eat.”

Cut to us three years later: handing over the iPad with one hand and wiping a booger with the other.

This week on Baby Then What, we’re dragging our pre-mom selves and laughing (…crying?) at all the things we said we’d never do, until we did. Because once you’re in the thick of it? All bets are off.

We’re talking:

• The lies we told ourselves before kids

• The chaos we now fully embrace (Paw Patrol, bribes, cold coffee and all)

• That exact moment you realize… oh sh*t, I’m that mom

• Why it’s time to stop judging and start surviving

If you’ve ever done something you swore you’d never do, welcome. You’re one of us.


A must-listen for moms navigating modern parenting, survival mode, and the messy in-between.

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